Dan: The Durmstrangs and the Beauxbatons both have much better opening chats than us. And I’m pissed off about this. Stan, you’re a Durmstrang. Won’t you agree that your blokes and the Beauxbatons have a much better entrance? They come and do martial arts, and then ours is the: Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts. Teach Us Something, Please.